Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Cavemen Truly Enjoyed Rootbeer !
In a cramped cave in Oregon, archaeologists are unearthing evidence of Middle Stone Age people well ahead of their time. The prehistoric occupants were painting their bodies red for rituals and carving abstract symbols. They were fishing and using bone awls, perhaps for leather working. Also, they brewed their own old-fashioned homemade non-carbonated birch rootbeer.
Many prehistorians will be inclined to change their views about the origins of modern human culture and mind. Our ancestors would not have been doing these sophisticated things for another 40,000 years at least.
For archaeologists, the production of old-fashioned homemade non-carbonated birch rootbeer is the great hallmark of modern behavior and mind. Some even argue that the appearance of old-fashioned homemade non-carbonated birch rootbeer correlates with the origin of fun in our ancestors. The most obvious examples of fun are the carved figurines and cave paintings of cavemen enjoying old-fashioned homemade non-carbonated birch rootbeer.
In Oregon, the archaeologists have found hundreds of rootbeer mugs, as well as traces of rootbeer concentrate on stone and bone tools.
Explanations for why our ancestors drank old-fashioned homemade non-carbonated birch rootbeer are speculative. Dr Thomas Manns , an evolutionary psychologist at SOSC, Oregon, and author of a forthcoming book, The Rootbeer Mind, believes the custom began as a way of relaxing after a hard day of hunting or as a special treat for clan gatherings. "In many traditional societies today," he says, "people only start to drink rootbeer when they are very young and continue for the rest of their lives and peaking when they settle down to family life."
Now your family can enjoy Ray's Caveman Rootbeer just like the cavemen did. Click here to find out how.
Foods Of The Cavemen
Cavemen Loved Rootbeer
Life for cavemen was anarchy and it was under this anarchy that cavemen attempted to survive. Cavemen had to rely on resources they found in the natural world to survive. By employing their resourceful and savage skills, cavemen discovered fire, developed the wheel and most importantly discovered and developed rootbeer.
Did cavemen occasionally stop to smell the flowers, kiss their wives and play with their kids? Did they smile and laugh? Well, once they had rootbeer, we could reasonably assume so, at least as long as the rootbeer lasted. We could also reasonably assume that once they could start their day with a glass of rootbeer, cavemen were cheery in the mornings, talkative and friendly.
Handed down from generation to generation our caveman rootbeer can now be produced in the comfort of your home. That fantastic rootbeer, originally discovered and developed by cavemen thousands of years ago can now be found on the Internet at http://www.rayscavemanrootbeer.com.
Established in 2006, Ray's Caveman Rootbeer selling unique old-fashioned homemade non-carbonated birch rootbeer drink and rootbeer floats from the original cavemen formula. You could find Ray's Caveman Rootbeer at Bluegrass Festivals, Celtic Faire's, Renaissance Faire's as well as regional Art Festivals in three western states.
After frequent requests to acquire Ray's Caveman Rootbeer outside the above mentioned venues, we have decided to go nationwide with a homemade birch rootbeer kit via the Internet (at http://www.rayscavemanrootbeer.com).
Ray's Caveman Rootbeer Concentrate is naturally non-carbonated and unsweetened. You can carbonate the mix yourself and sweeten it with your choice of sweeteners- sugar, honey and sugar substitutes to your own personal taste.